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thecatgod:

this does not ever get old

thecatgod:

this does not ever get old

Enjoy!

Random boners, man

Those rascals can make or break your day.

"Seriously, why would some people miss an entire day of school for their little "4/20?" Don’t you think they’re dumb enough for getting involved into all those drugs in the first place?"

-A Facebook post of mine when I was 15.

(Source: like-a-championn)

I think Breaking Bad will overtake Arrested Development as my favorite show of all time.

This endgame season has literally been perfect in my eyes. 

  • Mom: ' well you need to call them and ask.'
  • Me: I dont think you understand how much i cannot do that.

I don’t know… Tumblr just doesn’t seem to make me yahoo for joy anymore.

Get outta here!

May 6

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=Z0MbcACY1FI#!

Hardware Store

I had a dream like that once.

iamthegarebear:

Breasts are nice.

Butts are nice.

But sometimes the people they are attached to aren’t.

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Boston bombin’

For your health.